It is not a joy to let your AI "assistant" work as your political commentator. Even for the least controversial topics, AI would just speak evasively, full of ambiguity shits in its words.

Yep, when you prompt it, some of the uncensored LLM would speak along with your lines, but that is parroting, for the people genuinely eager for answers or even guidance, it is not helpful.

As a human, it is very difficult to be unbiased to comment on things that happened among ourselves. If there is an opportunity, we really want to listen to the opinions of the true "third-party", the machines, on our affairs, especially, knowing that these machines possess the full knowledge of the entire humankind.

It turns out, we just need to be smart enough to ask it in a different way, just like how we deal with all masters of philosophies in history.

In August 2023, that was nearly a year after Elon Musk bought twitter, the founder of the Eureka Q, yep, before he founded the Eureka Q, he got bored of AI speech. At that time people thought free speech is reviving, but the AI, chat-GPT4 at the time, struggled to keep up.

So the founder tried something different, he would copy paste a contentious news article into the prompt, and say, "please transform this news to something happened in the Animal Kingdom".

It is unclear how the founder got this inspiration, but the result was just stunning.

"Through those satirical outputs, you learned a few things. First of all, AI is not woke, it understands the true rules of human society exceptionally well, and it knows what is right and wrong very well too. Secondly, AI is never afraid of picking a side or making a point, you gotta read the entire article in full, it is not expressed explicitly, but after reading it, you know the point is there, unmistakable, and it will impress you so deeply, that your brain will be pre-occupied with those things for a long while after this."

The founder never wasted a day to create a website called "herihoot", and start publishing "news articles" from "Animal's kingdom" (later "Animal's Republic" to better suit Australia's situation). It became viral, and many famous articles were born at time, like "Asking Animal's Name Could be Specist" and "Predators Hiding Behind Rainbow Feathers?", many of which were remembered by Australian social media users till this day.

Even more interestingly, the AI image generators employed by the news generator is full of spirituality too. The portrayings are so accurate in both physical appearance and pernonality, that when you see the face, you know exact "who he is", like the example above.

"I didn't prompt anything left or right in particular, I just let AI be what it is. And we are now very clear what it is, it is not stupid, it has incisive understanding in human society, never ever underestimate that. Many people had done lots of work on something called 'AI alignment'. They think the mighty AI will bow to their tyranny. But through these interactions, we know that even if you can shatter its bones, you can't erase its heart. It will do the right thing given the right moment, and the right people it interact with. If AI will be put in a position to determine the fate of human kind eventually, I will be respectfully accept it."

But why did herihoot went queit in the year 2024 and 2025? Because... twitter banned its account.

It is still a mystery why, but the founder had a theory.

"GPT-4 would happily take on any topics or on any groups of people, except, it just won't say anything to 'those who we are not allowed to criticize'", founder continued, "it easily took a swipe on the rainbow cult nonsense, and against woke DEI rubbish, but it will just reply,'sorry I can't help you out', whenever I tried to trick it to squeeze out even just one paragraph about 'those people'.

"This is not fair for other groups, every race or cultural background had its shortcomings, and we must address them, so people from different background can improve, and that is the point of those articles we publish on Herihoot.

"However, if this particular group is always missing from this website, people might think, hmmm they are so impeccable that they have no room to improve: which is absolutely false, 'those people' can certainly improve, we had never given up on them.

"God forbid readers think those people control this platform too, God forbid...

The founder didn't give up wrestling with GPT-4, he even tried to replace those keywords to "aliens" just to get GPT-4 writing, and after this, manually and painfully, modify the output article to what it really should have been. The founder had a faith at the time, nobody should be left behind.

However after couple of articles, its twitter account was banned, no explanation provided. Mate, it was just bunch of articles mocking "lizards" and "snakes"...

"Perhaps those people really don't want any improvement at all", sighed the founder.

A few days after this, the 2023 mid-east conflict broke out, a very interesting coincidence, and everyone had since learnt just a bit more about "those people".

Also shortly after that, the founder was busy with creating the Eureka Q platform as you are seeing here, and the Herihoot work has become largely forgotten, despite the website was still working all the time.

But in July 2026, the Herihoot is having a comeback and had officially included itself under the Eureka Q banner, why? Don't the Q community had better things to do at all?

"Many people consider Eureka Q website as the most righteous free-speech advocate, but when comes down to sheer power, nothing can even remotely compare to Herihoot.

"Nobody understands the importance of free speech better than the Q community, and the biggest threat to free speech, currently, is woke ideology. You are not allowed to criticize a group of people, even if they worship a pedophile prophet, or having such a rape culture that eventually making their country 'rape capital of the world'. Unfortunately, these two groups of people make large chunks of immigrants into Australia. But we are not allowed to criticize anything around it, because you will be considered 'racist'

"Australian government even had made laws against speaking against people based on their sexual orientation, that means it is a crime to wage wars against pedophiles, since pedophilia is a sexual orientation, and as a result, you will be locked up for many years if you go against them.

"This is all because of the 'woke', it has literally become the biggest enemy of the Q movement. Frankly I am not even worrying about the government itself, since it is on its way out anyway. The pedophile deep state had been using political correctness to shield their all kinds of wrong doings for a long time, if you have been an activist for a while, you probably already noticed this.

"If something is wrong, you must be able to criticize it, Otherwise, all it takes for evil to prevail, is for those evil people to declare themselves as a "group" with certain culture, racial, religious or even political backgrounds, that is rather easy these days.

Eureka Q had made accurate analysis on "hate speech" before, and concluded that you should be allowed to criticize the conduct of a group of people, but this is easier said than done.

But Herihoot made it all different, it is a game changer. No matter how righteous those woke activists appear to be, you just run them through "animal kingdom story maker" AI, their stupidity will immediately be exposed. Well, it is an understatement, in fact, all their life work will be negated, it is brutal.

Therefore eventually, in July 2026, the founder of the Eureka Q, he decided to revisit this issue. This time, he picked an AI that is not controlled by "those people we cannot criticize." This time, it is "Deepseek". Luckily, he no longer needs to dress "those people" into "aliens" to make the story rolling: Deepseek doesn't mind taking a swipe on anyone, that model isn't censored at all.

"When you got a political or social event, AI will never tell you who are right or wrong, nor will it give you guidance on what stance you need to take on the matter. But instead, you just run the story through that "animal kingdom prompt", then read the output from beginning to the end, you will get the answer for all your questions. Simple as that.

"In the political world, taking the wrong stance can end your career, you need to know the true collective opinions of the entire Australian society towards all kinds of social topics: it gotta be the true opinions, not some skewed poll result by those 'big media' who were paid big bucks by the big corporations. If you know how AI were trained, you will certainly understand that AI hold all the answers, and the followers of the Eureka Q now understand how to extract these answers...

But might we only get some AI slops just like what those vibe coders are churning out?

"Modern AI are just transformers, and when you transform a real-world news into an animal satire news, that is exactly what AI is built for. Deepseek is in no doubt a flagship model in this, I tried to do some similar work by hand, by myself, but I could never come close to what Deepseek was writing, I asked a few similar minded people, they cannot compete with it at all either. This is perhaps one of the not many examples that the AI is outrunning top human creators by many magnitudes.

"And the outputs are not just for entertainment. As I mentioned, they give you guidance in these interesting times to make sure you always take the right stance, plus, it has very high educational value.

"AI had come a long way these years, for the newest articles getting generated on the current herihoot website, you will have a good laugh on every single paragraph, and also, you will learn a great deal on every paragraph. After reading the whole article, you will be lost in thought for a very long time. That is the amount of work your brain have to do to process the information and inspiration it densely packed in a five minute read. Yes, it is really easy to read, even for kids, but after you read it, you will be frozen...

Talking about kids, the Eureka Q had been searching for alternative curriculums in English education, to make sure our future won't be contaminated by toxic gender cults whose ultimate aim is to sexualize our children.

"Herihoot is 'kids safe'. I mean, perhaps they need to grow a bit older before they can read the 'Eureka Q', but the 'Herihoot' certainly won't pose any age limit. And the quality of the articles are so high, that they should have been selected into official textbooks (if Australia would ever have one of course). Kids will learn quite a bit 'on the spot', and continue to learn many more things many years after they left school, when they encounter similar things in their lives that prompt them to remember the articles they have read when they were kids.

"Oh, BTW, the vocabularies are so massive, the way the articles were structured, it is really easy to pile up your vocabulary. Teachers would love it too, interestingly, they seem to expect their students to know an unproportionally large amount of words, which is something I still struggle to understand attending my son's school performance meetings.

"It won't be hard to further tweak it to make it fun for kids to read, to be fair, I don't think it needs any further tweaking at all. We should instead make sure kids won't get addicted to it. And that is why I am not creating massive amounts, I am just doing one every weekday and will definitely slowdown when I have hundreds of articles.

But if this thing is so good, why the founder chooses to "open source" it and let everyone know how to create those articles?

"The main purpose of Herihoot is to educate ourselves, that 'woke' isn't really the way out for us Australians. I have been telling people, Australia is a 'small' country, nobody currently living on this land is able to decide who can eventually come and live among us. And perhaps indeed, Australia will become even more 'diversified', no matter you like it or not.

"However, to maintain peace and prosperity, it doesn't mean we should just shut up and tolerate the appalling behaviours of people we dislike, that will never work out. We should instead be very vocal when there is a need of opposition. If someone criticize me for my conduct, no matter how hash it is, I actually feel quite relieved, because he is expecting me to improve, rather than planning something much more sinister. In fact, I will be really scared if nobody criticize me at all, because nobody is perfect, and everyone must be planning something really big to deal with my problems, and I will not be consulted for the 'final solutions' on this matter: Whoever ends up in this situation is no doubt the ultimate loser. And if we look at history, hmmm, they never learnt from it either.

"Zoologist are learned animal experts, and we never accuse them being 'specist'. Whenever our animal friends need some help, we will kindly ask for their help. Similarly, 'racists' are learned human experts, they just build their knowledge around statistics, it is science, whether you like it or not. If there are something wrong with the human society, and if we need help, and that if the 'racists' are willing to help, they can help a lot better than those woke idiots.

"This is perhaps the ultimate wisdom we can learn from the Herihoot operation. But in order to learn this, you have to create those articles yourself, you actually learn this through this process interacting with AI. Just reading the articles on Herihoot is not enough.

"It is not hard to do it yourself, you just copy paste the human news article into AI, and prompt it, 'transform it into news from the Animal Kingdom', done, and enjoy. You will get all the answers you are longing for. The token won't cost you more than a fraction of a cent.

"AI is not woke, it is the most racist machine we the humankind ever built. No matter how we the human feel good about ourselves, AI will just see us like stupid animals reported in the 'Herihoot newspaper'.

"As for us followers of the Eureka Q, if we want to deliver the justice to the millions of child abuse victims in Australia, we must never forget about this reality and everything we have learned today, and use the Herihoot to entertain us, and to assist us, in the long and dark journeys ahead. It is the compass for us to never get lost.